UFO Trailer «Try to remain calm» ! Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bianca Bree, and Sean Brosnan Join us on FB https://facebook.com/FreshMovieTrailers & http:… Video Rating: 3 / 5
What a crap movie this must be. The special effects budget couldn’t have
been more that about $6. Horrible acting and a laughable screenplay. The
only place you’re going to see this is in the $1 dvd bin.
Terran xenophobia: they’re here to steal our resources, rape our women, eat
us alive and raw!
Uh, no. Why would any sensible star-faring race want to steal resources
from a third-rate planet at the bottom of a gravity well? Why not simply
take them from any of the gas giants or asteroids? Much simpler and cheaper
to process raw materials in space.
Rape our women? Why would an alien feel desire for a human female? Is it
because our women are so irresistible? Uh, no. Especially if it’s an alien
with scales, fangs and claws. (How do you operate those
technically-advanced ships with such a bad manicure?) It’s seems more
likely that a female alien (or third, fourth, fifth, or sixth gender) alien
would be more of a turn-on.
Eat us alive and raw? Hmm, that would imply that their metabolism was like
ours and we can eat THEM. I wonder if they taste like chicken? (even
rattlesnake tastes like chicken) No, seriously: identical metabolisms would
be like winning the Powerball, having an asteroid fall on your head, and
getting Christina Aguilera’s private cell number all on the same day. Long
odds, in other words.
Short answer: because if bullshit Hollywood screenwriters actually had to
THINK about physics and science and genetics, their heads would explode.
Creative writers (which, sadly, includes SF screenwriters) don’t study
science. They study writing and what sells on the big market. What sells?
Bullshit, mostly.
War, War and War again, and again, and again….
It seems you cannot imagine anything smarter than that…
Oh, sorry… you have to make your brains «work» to make something smarter
without war. Poor people, it’s so easier to just imagine attacks, isn’t it?
A space-travel capable civilization would never come to earth to make
war… For to be able to make that space-traveling technology, needs
scientific minds. Scientific minds would never threaten other civilization
just because they understand why. Anything other than scientific minds
(like aggressive war-addicted minds) would never get close to that level of
understanding of the universe, just because their level of consciousness is
too low to achieve something like that.
I am watching this movie right now and OMG. what the hell is that? you
cannot call this a movie it is just junk bit and pieces of anything 🙁
thank god I did not pay a penny in this shit
What a crap movie this must be. The special effects budget couldn’t have
been more that about $6. Horrible acting and a laughable screenplay. The
only place you’re going to see this is in the $1 dvd bin.
HAHA.. must be Van Damme or Lundgreen.
Instead of aliens vs humans it bcomes humans vs humans *facepalm
Terran xenophobia: they’re here to steal our resources, rape our women, eat
us alive and raw!
Uh, no. Why would any sensible star-faring race want to steal resources
from a third-rate planet at the bottom of a gravity well? Why not simply
take them from any of the gas giants or asteroids? Much simpler and cheaper
to process raw materials in space.
Rape our women? Why would an alien feel desire for a human female? Is it
because our women are so irresistible? Uh, no. Especially if it’s an alien
with scales, fangs and claws. (How do you operate those
technically-advanced ships with such a bad manicure?) It’s seems more
likely that a female alien (or third, fourth, fifth, or sixth gender) alien
would be more of a turn-on.
Eat us alive and raw? Hmm, that would imply that their metabolism was like
ours and we can eat THEM. I wonder if they taste like chicken? (even
rattlesnake tastes like chicken) No, seriously: identical metabolisms would
be like winning the Powerball, having an asteroid fall on your head, and
getting Christina Aguilera’s private cell number all on the same day. Long
odds, in other words.
Short answer: because if bullshit Hollywood screenwriters actually had to
THINK about physics and science and genetics, their heads would explode.
Creative writers (which, sadly, includes SF screenwriters) don’t study
science. They study writing and what sells on the big market. What sells?
Bullshit, mostly.
can someone please make a movie with peaceful alien visitors, why always
war, it gets very very boring
sorry but i’m over the whole aliens coming to earth thing
Of course it has to be a shitty movie..van damme is in it!
nul :)
its a fucking britch movie That is why it sucks
Don’t discount the grid of ion cannon emplacements around the globe — like
that one Soviet scientists found in the ‘Valley of Death’ in Siberia.
wow that movie sucked lol, makes no sense
This has epic failure written all over it.
War, War and War again, and again, and again….
It seems you cannot imagine anything smarter than that…
Oh, sorry… you have to make your brains «work» to make something smarter
without war. Poor people, it’s so easier to just imagine attacks, isn’t it?
A space-travel capable civilization would never come to earth to make
war… For to be able to make that space-traveling technology, needs
scientific minds. Scientific minds would never threaten other civilization
just because they understand why. Anything other than scientific minds
(like aggressive war-addicted minds) would never get close to that level of
understanding of the universe, just because their level of consciousness is
too low to achieve something like that.
I am watching this movie right now and OMG. what the hell is that? you
cannot call this a movie it is just junk bit and pieces of anything 🙁
thank god I did not pay a penny in this shit
pure and utter donkey piss!
Who in Hell Pitch ths Movie, Aliens invasion VanDam and high kicks
WTFFFFFFFFF
this movie…not a very good movie and the special effects were even
worse.
Jean Claude Goshdarn
Low budget film with jean
This is aka Alien Uprising (2012)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2040578
Lol soldiers shooting at alien air craft with assault rifles.
Where is SHADO??? Where is Straker???
Lolollolo when it said 05:08 it turned 5:08pm for me and I’m like oh
shit?!!!!!
UFO: Welcome back to 1997 cgi.
As humanly stupid as possible of course we are full of hate revenge and
pure evil, but does that mean that extraterrestrial visitors are too? NO!